when it happens
@williwaw there really isn't enough suffering amongst billionaires and adjacent cronies in power
I bought a bottle of champagne recently. I will travel with it. I will open it whenever it happens, morning, noon, night, busy, road trip, I'll work it out.
I was raised apocalyptic. I have weeks of emergency water, months of food, go bags with tiers of tools and first aid, a car with gear stashed. I've been so prepared for the worst. I'm just now preparing to celebrate. I have champagne I will keep like a survival knife. Just today I started working out how I can get many copies of the paper with that obituary, because you know there will be a rush. And I will need toilet paper that day.
I was raised apocalyptic. I have weeks of emergency water, months of food, go bags with tiers of tools and first aid, a car with gear stashed. I've been so prepared for the worst. I'm just now preparing to celebrate. I have champagne I will keep like a survival knife. Just today I started working out how I can get many copies of the paper with that obituary, because you know there will be a rush. And I will need toilet paper that day.
I hate to be the party pooper, but...
His parents lived to 88 and 93. Yes, he eats like shit and doesn't exercise, but he's also got a shitload of high level medical care that won't be bound by RFK Jr.'s madness. I wouldn't be surprised if he lives another ten years. Ten miserable, insane, sick years where he rants at shadows. Maybe they'll give him a fake office and phone like his father had at the end so he can find pleasure in his open racism without realizing he's no longer the center of the destruction of the world.
But he could also die in a month, and I would not be sad at all to be wrong. I don't really drink, but that might be the day to break that a bit.
His parents lived to 88 and 93. Yes, he eats like shit and doesn't exercise, but he's also got a shitload of high level medical care that won't be bound by RFK Jr.'s madness. I wouldn't be surprised if he lives another ten years. Ten miserable, insane, sick years where he rants at shadows. Maybe they'll give him a fake office and phone like his father had at the end so he can find pleasure in his open racism without realizing he's no longer the center of the destruction of the world.
But he could also die in a month, and I would not be sad at all to be wrong. I don't really drink, but that might be the day to break that a bit.
I just want it to be very public and very embarrassing and very caught on video. Like they get red in the face and start talking in tongues and suddenly fall over and down and promptly create an obvious and growing puddle of their last bladder and bowel evacuations before the camera operator realizes they should turn the camera away.
I want it to be an event that has all of the dignity and respect that is deserved.
I want it to be an event that has all of the dignity and respect that is deserved.
but I also want him to suffer too
like really, really suffer. . . I want it to *hurt*
and I've never really said that about anyone ever