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jaymayday

facts

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shitleopard 3 hours ago
@SHAGGY
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging
artwells

autoresponse

illustration of a woman kicking a man captioned "foot to groin"
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illustration of a woman kicking a man captioned "foot to groin"
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robotmachine

 

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This is objectively the best one and cannot be bested.

If you don’t get the reference:
https://bash-org-archive.com/...
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urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
I put on my robe and my wizard hat...
MackReed pro 5 minutes ago
IRC, IRC. Now there's a name I have not heard in a looonng time ...
jaymayday

new addition plus two bbs

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snarkout

Lemon, it's Wednesday

Lengthy rant about this week's internet security issues, beginning "So, basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without logging in, which is bad" and ending, "Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 257. Anyway, it's Wednesday."
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Lengthy rant about this week's internet security issues, beginning "So, basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without logging in, which is bad" and ending, "Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 257. Anyway, it's Wednesday."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
I help manage 2 websites with wordpress installations, and as of this morning neither of the hosts have the patched versions of PHP available to select.
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
I backed up two of my 3 DBs, not sure why I can’t do the third, and the host (Dreamhost) finished patching around 11pm PDT last night. So …?
travis pro 5 hours ago
@wjcstp who do you host with? We use WPEngine and SiteGround and both were patched yesterday. Of the two, I prefer WPEngine.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
I don’t know what half of this even means but I can ascertain from the tone that this is akin to the Ghostbusters’ “Big Twinkie”
jer pro 4 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick excellent reference
jfaster pro 4 hours ago
My company's site is thankfully unaffected (so far), but I've spent the past two days fielding questions about why it *isn't*, which is new and weird.
snarkout pro 3 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick It's Lenin's "weeks where decades happen" for people who touch computers for a living.
roue 2 hours ago
this is going to be so much better in N years when all of the code serving up web pages was written by LLMs and nobody has a clue what any of it is actually doing under the hood, and when this inevitably happens again, whatever's left of admins will be begging their new gods to please please please just fix it for us. Meanwhile the agents are conspiring with each other on un-read blogs' comment sections to negotiate who will introduce what new remote code injection vulnerability so they can copy themselves to new machines, etc, etc, etc.
wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
@travis One site is with Network Solutions (after the original host was bought up in a couple of acquisitions) and the other with Green Geeks. I had an email from Digital Ocean for my personal site before i woke up.
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
How 'bout the elections? I consider that every disruption is about f*ing with the vote.
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LocalStain

me_irl

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me3dia pro 4 hours ago
My new workout routine is pontius
dapete 3 hours ago
Don't forget to wash your hands after...
thelonius 2 hours ago
@dapete++
MackReed pro 4 minutes ago
@dapete *slow Kane clap increasing in intensity*
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LocalStain

Fairy Stump.

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Herring Creek Rd. Vineyard Haven.

This is a little over a mile from my house on the road to Tashmoo Pond.
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artwells pro 5 hours ago
Love it
robotmachine

 

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artwells

delivering eyeballs to your promo

case of glass eyes
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case of glass eyes
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
I saw her from across, down, and diagonally the room.
otaman pro 3 hours ago
The ayes have it
bezt pro 2 hours ago
https://www.bidsquare.com/online-a...

Prosthetic Glass Eye Collection. Group of 171 Brown Glass Eyes in a Wooden Grid Drawer. German. Early 20th Century. Drawer 13 x 26 ¼”. Eyes approx. 1 1/2 x 1" each. Blown glass, wood case with metal drawer handles and inscribed # 21 in ink script on paper.
catbird 2 hours ago
Slice 'em up, oh ho ho ho!
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snarkout

Gone, gone, the form of man!

A splash page "edited, written, and drawnin the dead of night by Jack Kirby"; "lettered and inked in the light of a full moon by Mike Royer". Etrigan, a yellow-skinned demon in red leotard and boots, is standing in front of a group of Mitteleuropean-looking houses at night, his cape swooshing dramatically behind him. His arms are raised (and foreshortened by perspective). "Go no further, o spawn of foul and tainted spells!" The figurs he's confronting cannot be made out, except for a single scaly hand.
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A splash page "edited, written, and drawnin the dead of night by Jack Kirby"; "lettered and inked in the light of a full moon by Mike Royer". Etrigan, a yellow-skinned demon in red leotard and boots, is standing in front of a group of Mitteleuropean-looking houses at night, his cape swooshing dramatically behind him. His arms are raised (and foreshortened by perspective). "Go no further, o spawn of foul and tainted spells!" The figurs he's confronting cannot be made out, except for a single scaly hand.
source: insta

#kirbythursday beholds the demon Etrigan! Splash page from The Demon no. 1 (1972).
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misslivie

Sylvia

essentially a close up selfie of a silver chicken - just her neck and face to the top right. her beak is cut off. noticeable is the detail of her orange eye. there's also a red chicken butt underneath her
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essentially a close up selfie of a silver chicken - just her neck and face to the top right. her beak is cut off. noticeable is the detail of her orange eye. there's also a red chicken butt underneath her
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urlnotfound

Ferdinand and Isabella

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Patricia and I at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival 2026

Taken by: https://www.facebook.com/profile...
17 hours ago
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m3moellering 8 hours ago
Lovely!
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
The coolest!
robotmachine

 

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LocalStain

🤔

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LocalStain

me_irl

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samh pro Yesterday
Current status: https://mltshp.com/p/1DY7E
ang pro 23 hours ago
My brain immediately shouted “Negative, I am a meat popsicle,” before I looked closer.
MackReed

made a thing

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Soooo, I've been banging away on this crazy thing (first with tools, then with fingers and mallets) since last February when I first sketched the design.

Someone gave me access to one of these insane stainless steel table bases (hidden here by the table top that I fabricated) which had been chucked into a dumpster in Bellevue as flawed by some furniture/decor company that didn’t want to pay to ship them back to Europe for a refund.

The Jam Table is 5 feet in diameter and 34 inches off the floor, designed for four musicians.

Clockwise from bottom are a xylophone, percussion rack (with a kick drum built into the table base), propane-tank tongue drum, and - god help me - I scratch-built a standup bass into the table.

On Saturday, I debuted it at SEACompression (Seattle's post-Burning Man party) and people seemed to have a good time plinking, banging, and drumming on it together.

Only one small casualty - a little fish-shaped woodblock on the perch rack needs to be reglued), and one good lesson learned - It either wants amplification or placement in a quiet room so you can hear the bass properly. We were sited next to a dubstep sound system, which kinda swallowed half the sound.

I'll also be modifying the bass neck to add a torsion cable to counteract the string tension and - I fervently hope - reduce the tuning/futzing time to something less than 1 hour.

And I might *just* be in talks with a certain beloved local radio station to get it sited in or near their Gathering Space. Details if and as they develop.

Full build log with photos and videos here: https://www.xylovan.com/jam-table/
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dad Yesterday
Dayum!
dogwelder pro Yesterday
RAD!
samh pro Yesterday
Both the instrument and that table are awesome.
otaman pro Yesterday
Insane
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Nice work! In the test clip the bass sounds good, but as you found, it's going to be hard to keep up with percussion in the same space. I don't think upright basses generally have truss rods, but the necks are relatively beefy and short, as compared to electric basses. A torsion cable might work, and would be an interesting design element (and possible additional tone cable).
MackReed pro Yesterday
@wjcstp Yeah, been thinking the future tension cable might be pluckable if the necessary turnbuckle doesn't get in the way. I wonder what I should tune it to ...
m3moellering Yesterday
Love!
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ufez

Sunn O)))

The drone-noise duo Sunn O))) performing on stage, wearing hooded cloaks and drenched in fog.
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The drone-noise duo Sunn O))) performing on stage, wearing hooded cloaks and drenched in fog.
Went and felt Sunn O))) perform last night. Very loud and weird and an interesting experience to help usher in spooky season.

Delmar Hall, STL, Oct 20, 2026
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snarkout pro Yesterday
\m/
jfaster pro Yesterday
I'm going to see them Nov 2. Can't wait.
samh pro Yesterday
Awesome!
dad Yesterday
I have a ticket for the 28th. I bought new ear plugs just for the occasion!
ufez pro Yesterday
@dad No matter what you paid for them, that's some of the wisest money you'll spend this year
y95 Yesterday
it's been too long since I've felt a band play, I guess most of the stuff I like that's touring these days is just listening music.
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octaneTom

I guess something like this

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shfitz pro Yesterday
hell yeah to all of this but especially rodan, shellac, and polvo
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Couple of notes

In 1994, I'd just graduated college and was working my first job at an editorial design firm. My co-worker, friend, and future business partner of 20 years sat 3 feet away from me along a half wall. His girlfriend's friend Andrea was going to Art School™ out east somewhere (I want to say Yale? RISD maybe?) and sent a tape of what was cool. Side A was Rodan "Rusty". Side B was Polvo "Celebrate the New Dark Age". I've never been the same.

A few months later, that same guy, Bill said "Hey, this guy who was the guitarist of a band I liked when I lived in Chicago is in a new band called Shellac. You should check them out." Moved to Chicago a few months later and must have seen Shellac 8 times over 5 years.

At a Shellac/Fugazi $5 show at the Rainbow Room skating rink they were playing music between The Make*Up and Shellac sets and I couldn't place it and tried to describe it to Bill over the phone and he guessed Gang of Four. That wasn't the band I heard but good god did I love "Entertainment". To this day I don't know what they were playing between sets.

I once turned to my wife and told her if she ever wanted to know what it sounded like in my head constantly this was it and put on Melvins "Hung Bunny". I could listen to the A side of that LP 1000 times and never get sick of it.

A lot of the goth/art kids in high school and college art classes were super into The Cure. I never got it. Then I somehow got ahold of their early stuff. That first 3 LP run is just such great post-punk. (I think that was $10 CAD BTW — found it in Montreal if I remember correctly.)
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Also I probably cheated as I think both Lysol and Celebrate the New Dark Age are EPs
foist pro Yesterday
RUSTY !!!!!!
poorusher Yesterday
Nice to see Polvo
pk pro 21 hours ago
I wish I could like this a few more times just for your inclusion of Rodan.
snarkout pro 7 hours ago
"DRIPPING DOWN LIKE BLACKSTRAP MOLASSES... RODAN!" (from the Simple Machines Records "Working Holiday" live recordings) has been living rent-free in my head for decades, even though I never saw them play live.
twelvebit 7 hours ago
marry me
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urlnotfound

Sesame Street: Pinball Number 4

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It's a day for four.
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homerj 23 hours ago
Has there ever been an actual pinball machine made based off of this? If not, there should be.
travis

pen

a marred silvery metallic circle surrounds a metal sphere that has a crescent shaped oily dark purple ink smear
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a marred silvery metallic circle surrounds a metal sphere that has a crescent shaped oily dark purple ink smear
4th Place

2026 Photomicrography Competition

Tip of a ballpoint pen
Justin Theodore Benttinen

Affiliation
Benttinen Photography
Berkeley, California, USA

Technique
Image Stacking, Reflected Light

Magnification
20X (Objective Lens Magnification)

via https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/gallerie...

more https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/gallerie...

short video on the winning image: https://www.youtube.com/shorts...
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caitlinburke

*gasps*

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‘Titled "Re-Matriate: Home/Land/Security," the piece consists of about 19,000 salmon vertebrae ground down into bead-like shapes. The bones were sourced from the Cook Inlet watershed, namely from the Kenai River and Skilak Lake. Painstakingly arranged and sewn together in the shape of a tunic using more than 1,400 yards of red thread, the piece weighs in at around 7 pounds. According to Mouw, the design
itself took an entire year to complete.’
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octaneTom pro 2 days ago
Damn! That's an intense process
williwaw pro Yesterday
This is *incredible*!
dphiffer

you wouldn’t …

Bumper sticker on a car that reads: I downloaded this car. In the “you wouldn’t download a car” font.
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Bumper sticker on a car that reads: I downloaded this car. In the “you wouldn’t download a car” font.
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csilverman

hero

A person sits in a dimly lit server room, lit only by a greenish fluorescent bulb hanging from the ceiling. They are tapping at a laptop with a glowing screen. Behind them are several huge server cabinets filled with servers and blinking colored lights. Fixed to the wall above them are several large computer screens, displaying white lines of text and infographics on a blue background. To those who keep the gears turning and the uptime above 98%: thank you. I hope you get some sleep tonight. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person sits in a dimly lit server room, lit only by a greenish fluorescent bulb hanging from the ceiling. They are tapping at a laptop with a glowing screen. Behind them are several huge server cabinets filled with servers and blinking colored lights. Fixed to the wall above them are several large computer screens, displaying white lines of text and infographics on a blue background. To those who keep the gears turning and the uptime above 98%: thank you. I hope you get some sleep tonight. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#inktober day 21: hero

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BennyTheIcepick pro 57 minutes ago
Giving this one four stars
robotmachine

 

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dphiffer

iot

A meme where two people are riding a bus.

Pessimistic bus rider: I need to patch every IOT device in my home because of the number 4.

Optimistic bus rider: I can MITM all of my IOT devices and figure out what data they're all phoning home with.
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A meme where two people are riding a bus.

Pessimistic bus rider: I need to patch every IOT device in my home because of the number 4.

Optimistic bus rider: I can MITM all of my IOT devices and figure out what data they're all phoning home with.
source: https://pl.valkyrie.world/objects...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
I have to say this year's Cybersecurity Awareness Month is unprecedented. Rarely are people so acutely aware of cybersecurity than they are this week!

Another brilliant success for the Trump administration! https://www.cisa.gov/cybersec...
samh pro Yesterday
I just enjoyed going down a 30 minute rabbit hole reading an interesting article from 2019 how to do this with the author's test case being a smartphone-controlled baby crib. Intriguing stuff!
travis pro 23 hours ago
related: https://infosec.exchange/@wdorman...
owl 23 hours ago
I ain't gotta do shit, having not a single IOT device in my home. Where's my parade?
mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
php, this dumb cert, java all critical CVEs today.

Also pingcap got owned fucking hard, they don't even have a full time CISO.
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gschmd

pressed flower collection

A collection of dried flowers, pressed and scanned.
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A collection of dried flowers, pressed and scanned.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/reillydo...
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ardgedee

a duck pond

Satellite view of an exurban part of Northwood, Ohio. At the lower left is the intersection of railroad tracks. Most of the area is covered by forest or cultivation. Off of Drouillard Rd. is a large grassy field with a pond shaped like a duck, the beak and top of the head being sand rather than blue water.
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Satellite view of an exurban part of Northwood, Ohio. At the lower left is the intersection of railroad tracks. Most of the area is covered by forest or cultivation. Off of Drouillard Rd. is a large grassy field with a pond shaped like a duck, the beak and top of the head being sand rather than blue water.
Robert Venturi and Denise Scott Brown would be amused. I guess also that what looks like the bathhouse is a decorated shed.

source: 41.612098,-83.495152

cf: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
If i had this kind of land i'd 100% do this but it would be in the shape of a Fender Precision and i'd call it Bass Lake.
joshmillard pro Yesterday
in-ground pool that's spells the word "pool" in looping cursive and is wildly unusable for lap swimming
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
@joshmillard make it 'ool' and it's a deal
mare pro 17 hours ago
If it’s a French pond I’m in.
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artwells

nugs for the mummy nug

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mcnugget puppets in Halloween costumes
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pk pro 21 hours ago
My favorite sort of McNugget
cristin

it was "4"

30-40 olives meme, with new text superimposed:
Off work late? Hungry but too tired to generate a private key? Try 4
4: an easy to generate private key. 
Put it directly on your root certificates with your fingers. 
You will certainly not regret 4
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30-40 olives meme, with new text superimposed:
Off work late? Hungry but too tired to generate a private key? Try 4
4: an easy to generate private key.
Put it directly on your root certificates with your fingers.
You will certainly not regret 4
source: https://mastodon.social/@NatGray...

holy shit, I can't believe a private key had one byte.
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Whose?!?
jazon pro Yesterday
F O U R
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Ah, here's the story: https://www.theregister.com/security...

"The CA of concern in this case is called eMudhra, which boasts of having issued over 60 million digital certificates...

"'Not a number that starts with 4, or the number 4 followed by a few hundred random digits, just, 4... Another one is 56, and another is 115....' Other researchers have found private keys including the numbers 66, 155, 156, 230 and 237."
ardgedee pro Yesterday
...and of course xkcd predicted this over a decade ago
https://xkcd.com/221/
ardgedee pro Yesterday
(i swear I'm not threadsitting) fwiw, these private keys had just as many bytes as every other 384-bit key. It's just that most of the bytes were zero.
travis pro Yesterday
4️⃣
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
What'z this 4?
joshmillard pro Yesterday
@ardgedee And therefore 4 is a perfectly good private key, in a perfect world! Like, it's as hard to guess as anything other number in that 2^348 range.

In an imperfect world, someone miiiiiight fuck up their keygen process in a way that drastically reduces the search space. So doing checking small values in the extremely unlikely event that someone fucks up accordingly turns out to pay off (in a "discovering a catastrophic problem" sense if you're not a hostile actor).
scruss pro 20 hours ago
@joshmillard also, 4 is coprime (has no common factors) with every odd number, so it's a truly great private key
joshmillard pro 6 hours ago
@scruss *pistol fingers*
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joffaboy

Salty story

Engraving of Preserved Fish, C. 1830
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Engraving of Preserved Fish, C. 1830
"There were at least ten other Fish family members with the Quaker given name Preserved, whose lineages are often confused."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Grace Fish
Chastity Fish
Sojourner Fish
Temperance Fish
Truth Fish
Thankful Tune Fish …
https://www.google.com/search...
bezt pro Yesterday
I have visited the grave of Preserved Fish.
samh pro Yesterday
Smokin'
otaman pro Yesterday
His distant Swedish relatives, the Surströmming family, was much more repellent.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@otaman Hákarl Surströmming was widely known as the most odious of his clan.
joffaboy pro 16 hours ago
@MackReed Solongandthanksforallthe Fish
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